He Better Bundle Up! Its gonna get chilly!
In further attempts to immortalize himself, Kanye West has been spotted at various Cryonics Preservation Labs around California discussing the topic of freezing his body after death for preservation purposes. The rapper has been documented saying "The only sure thing in life is death." and it seems that Kanye West wants to preserve his glorious body forever. The preservation process is a long one that first started with the replacement of his front teeth with diamond encrusted veneers. He has said that he feels that by the end of his life he will be a monument, having transformed different parts of his body to achieve his own artistic image. His Manager commented saying, "Mr. West feels that every generation to come should be able to view and worship him long after his voice is gone, by then they will have forgotten that whole Taylor Swift ordeal." This has not been Kanye’s only altercation with a celebrity, in one of famous hater 50 Cent’s recently released songs he bashed West along with Wiz Khalfia and other rap stars saying that they should be thrown out like trash. A representative of Mr. West states in response to this, “He may have been shot 9 times and lived through it, but we’ll see who has the last laugh when Kanye and his new grill are livin’ it up in 2200 style with them evolved hoes.” The possibility of life after death in the future through the freezing process has long been a topic of much controversy and research. There are currently over 200 people and numerous dogs and cats cryonically stored in labs all over the country. 62 scientists have supported the process as a legitimate preservation method even though there is currently no technology to bring the frozen subjects back to life. As far as the possibility of developing this technology in the future goes Mr. West is hopeful. "You just never know" he says he is open to the idea of living sometime far ahead in the future because "I was always ahead of my time, anyway" he says. The rapper has been considered revolutionary for this time. As far as the possible damage it may do to his organs and brain during the freezing process the only comment that he has released was “What don’t kill me, can only make me stronger.”
